Shortcake
I don't know your name
Pervy Asshole
I see you've finally found interest
in me
Shortcake
Its okay to dream, sweets.
Anyways your name.
My brother and third wheeler
won't tell me.
Pervy Asshole
Why do you want to know?
Shortcake
So I'd know what to curse.
Like when I'm mad at you,
I can say ‘Fuck you *insert name’
Pervy Asshole
Then what the fuck do you
have my contact saved
as?
Shortcake
Pervy Asshole-
Pervy Asshole
Bitch, this is no time to play
Divorced couple
I asked a question
Shortcake
Dumbass that's the answer.
You're saved as Pervy Asshole.
Pervy Asshole
I will break your bones
Shortcake
I'm so scared!
You look like a bunny and dare
to threaten me?
Pervy Asshole
Bunnies = Cute
Minho = Hot
The equation isn't equation-ing
Shortcake
Ew, how dare you
call my brother hot?
Fight me! Fight me!
I will beat you up!
Pervy Asshole
I don't want to fight you
I don't hit girls
Shortcake
Shame, I was looking forward
to hurting you.
Pervy Asshole
Its okay to dream, sweets.
Also you dumbfuck.
That's my name
I'm Minho :)
Now you know what to scream
Shortcake
Gross.
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