Laying frozen half to death in the Siberian frost, there lay the very person who would change Russia's life forever, for the better and for the worse. Love is a great gift, but pain is the price. Do you accept the terms? ~Yeah, so this is a silly question I have pondered a lot, and that question regards the origin of the infamous Magic Metal Pipe of Pain! So please, sit back and enjoy my unnecessarily sad answer to that...~ Stay cheeki breeki my friends! ^J^ I don't own Hetalia or it's characters. They all belong to Himaruya respectively. Yes, the cover is mine, I drew it myself but the rest of the pictures aren't. Just random stock images.