Alternative title: Otome problems require Grand Strategy solutions Genre: Reverse Harem, Slice of Life, War Prose Characters: Inspired by their counterparts from a theatre play by Les Podervyansky Having a boyfriend is a pleasant thing. Having one's childhood friend as a boyfriend is another, more pleasant but less possible thing. Having five of your childhood friends as your harem is impossibly bonkers. That's what our protagonist thought, and decided to treat this whole situation like a game. But instead of a dating sim, she treats it like a political simulator, having to play her cards so that all of her boyfriends remain loyal - and don't ruin the court in a pointless civil war! (Meanwhile, her friends are just as confused by all of this, but decide to indulge her chess-master fantasies.)