Ojeswi is travelling the world not with the love of her life in her arms, but with her loud-as-popping-champagne and brash-as-a-child septuagenarian hajuramma on a guilt-trip of a lifetime, to her dream honeymoon destinations of all places! This was not how the trip was supposed to go. Not at all. *** Once, little Ojeswi Paudel had dreamt she'd travel the world with the love of her life, as soon as she could fly the coup. She'd imagine all the places they would go. So when she met the love of her life, that is exactly what she planned, their elaborate honeymoon - and all the places they would go. But sometimes, life has a funny - and a not so funny - way of pissing on your carefully laid plans. At thirty-two, despite her having come oh-so-close to happiness and that honeymoon, Ojeswi is single, depressed, and stuck with her almost-eighty-year-old grandma, flying across the Indian ocean on an all-paid holiday. And all she can hope for is that sharing a double bed with ama for thirty days will be the least of her problem, not when the woman is as subtle as a cork, trying to fix her up on blind dates. How very un-Nepali!