When you bought a cassette tape dating simulator from the early 2000s, you already expected the worst of it; it's cheap, was sold by a suspicious van that you happen to walk by, and very much looks like it's damaged if not from the stupid amount of tape that's holding it together. But that's fine. What's life if you're not making stupid decisions for the sake of it? You might as well give it a try. You expected glitches, horrible graphics, and maybe some secret messages from a cult, considering the game came from a suspicious van. But for you to die and get sucked into the game itself? Now that's something. You didn't even get the chance to call for customer service; how tragic. Now you're stuck as the protagonist and have to make at least one of the love interests obsessed with you in order to go home. With how much of an asshole you can be, will you succeed?