I meet someone famous. And I lend her a dress. She kisses me, and then things get really complicated. --- So I’m trying celebrity fanfiction. Kind of. Just to try. Except, I feel totally weird actually saying a real person’s name, and kind of using them without permission… because that seems really bad, if they don’t know? If that makes sense? So anyways, I felt better making the famous person’s identity secret as part of the story, so that solves that, but which maybe means this isn’t fanfiction after all? I don’t know! But anyways, more just trying stuff to make myself write :) Oh, although, actually… the thing about how I don’t describe characters because reasons...? This is like the celebrity version of that! Ha! And the title is because it’s a secret fling, so the “I” person never gets to be famous. Basically.