What if Wattpad had servers on the Moon? Written for @SciKick 1000 Contest. The year is 2297. On the eve of a total lunar eclipse, an aging moon-based server farm goes dark. A pair of retired soldiers are conscripted to supply parts and technical crew. If they don't restore service, viewing parties won't be streamed and their small commune will lose vital clients. (Alternate titles: Vampire Lesbians on the Moon, Lunar Eclipse, Blood Moon, Earthshadow, Night of the Hare.) [Cover by author based on images licensed for reuse/modification. Note: not astronomically accurate.]