Prompt: Dream constantly tells George some stupid jokes, but not the kind of jokes that you'll expect it to be.
No one's POV
Dream was in the living room, petting Patches on his lap while George was in the kitchen, eating cereal.
Then, something came on Dream's mind. He smirked before he stood up and walked into the kitchen.
"Hey George?"
George looked up "yeah?"
"What has a hundred teeth and a monster behind it?"
George had confusion on his face.
"Um...i dunno, a crocodile?"
"Nope"
"Pass, what is it?" George leaned his elbow on the counter and continued eating
"My zipper"
George choked from the answer.
Dream wheezed.
"You're so red!"
"Why would you even ask me that kind of question, Dream?" George facepalmed
"I dunno, i like to see you flustered"
George had to let go of the spoon so he can cover his face.
"You're an absolute idiot, Dream. I want to throw the bowl at you if i can"
"Too bad you can't" Dream grinned before he disappeared
George looked down on his cereal.
"I lost my appetite" he mumbled
-
"Hey George?"
"Yes?"
"Can you spell 'me' ?"
"M, e" George answered
"Wrong!"
"What?" George confusingly asked "that's how you spell it!"
"You forgot the d"
"What?? There's no 'd' in me!"
"Not yet" Dream stated
George covered his flustered face once again while Dream wheezed like a kettle.
"Can you stop with these dirty jokes?" George asked
Dream just shrugged.
-
George was editing upstairs when Dream came in the room.
"Hey George?"
"I swear to god Dream, if this is another one of your jokes then get out"
"It's just one question!"
"Fine, what is it?"
"What's white and sticky, and it's better to spit than swallow?"
George turned his gaming chair around.
"Pfft, what?"
"You heard me"
George thought for a moment.
"I know the answer but i can't say it" George laughed
"Whatever your thinking, it's not the answer"
"What is it then?"
"Toothpaste"
"Oh my god!" George took a pillow from their bed and throwed it at Dream "are you serious?"
"What's going on in your mind George?" Dream laughed like an idiot he was "it is toothpaste"
"Just get out"
"Want another question?" Dream teased
"No! Get out before i throw another pillow at you"
"Ok, jeez, bye" Dream exited the room and slowly closed the door
-
Dream and George got ready for bed.
Dream was spooning George while George was hugging the pillow he throwed earlier.
"Hey George?"
"Dream, just be quiet and let me sleep" George groaned
"Just last one?"
George sighed.
"Fine, i'm listening" George mumbled
"If you were choking, what do you think will i do?"
"Mm, i dunno...save me or call an ambulance?"
"No"
George quickly sat up.
"What?! You're just gonna let me die or something??"
"No"
"What are you going to do when i'm choking then?"
"Simple, i'll just back up a few inches" Dream smirked
George inhaled before he spoke.
"I'm sleeping on the couch" he took 2 pillows and stood up from the bed
"Wait, no, George, i'm sorryyy" Dream whined
"You should've said sorry earlier"
Dream also stood up from the bed and tackled George in a bear hug before he could even open the door.
"Please stay, i'm sorryy"
"Don't make me flustered like that again"
"I promise"
They both covered themselves with the blanket and fell asleep.
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