Pato and guy man fuck
Thomas and pocoyo dont like this and fucking kill them with a flamethrower
Then 2-d from gorillaz starts microwaving his dick (like randy marsh in that one episode)
Speaking of randy marsh, he starts reciting "1984" at the top of his lungs on the ashes of pato and guy man, which causes them to get revived because 1984 is kinda like television rules the nation
Then pato and guy man once again start busting it down sexual style because theyre alive again AND VERY GAY
Guy man starts inserting his COCK, ROBOT COCK into patos anus (thank you helena for making this line) and pato moans
Then the pink elephant bitch from pocoyo comes in (shes a very big daft punk fan) and gets VERY shocked at guy mans actions, causing her to pull a AK-47 out of her backpack and starts making a recreation of the 2012 Newtown connecticut sandy hook elementary school massacre upon the everbody, she then proceeds to fortnite dance upon them all (because she got the victory royale)
Since she done her epic fortnite gameplays, she decides to collect everybodys reboot card and revive them, then once again decide to say "its sandy hookin time" and sandy hooks everyone into oblivion
Then like shapey from moral orel comes in saying "did someone say sandy hook? Thats my favorite movie! insert laugh track
He then gets murdered by pato funkytown video style
Then the goth kids from south park show up and say "holy crap its pocoyo from pocoyo and shapey from moral orel" and then they die or something idfk
Then..the man himself, Timothy Bergling, also known as the late and talented Avicii, comes down from the skies and says "Mr. Beast burger tastes fucking awful" blessing everyone...they still all die of A.I.D.S The end
YOU ARE READING
a story my boyfriend made in google docs in 10 minutes
Romanceits so beautiful (you will cry)
