Y/n: alright luffy, look. If you manage to keep him restrained then I can cut him up, got it?
Luffy: alright!
Kaido stares down at the two.
Kaido: you think you two can beat me? Worororo......
Y/n: we just don't think....
Luffy & y/n: we know we can beat you!
Kaido: I'm this entire fight I have been sobered up.....I need something to drink...
Luffy and y/n look at kaido in confusion as kaido hits a pillar. A crunch sound was heard as kaido opens a hidden door and gets a bottle of booze and starts chugging it.
Luffy: why are you drinking right now?!
Y/n: bros really drinking mid fight.
Kaido: because I'm having fun. You want one too? Down below....They're having the fire festival in the city. It's the same day we have our big feast on onigashima! The feast you and your friends ruined!!! Heh heh.....Heahahahahhahahah!!!! Urp!
Luffy: your totally drunk!
Kaido: hee hee...don't be stoopid! Wo ho ho ho ho ho! I wouldn't make myself weaker....
Luffy: tch, just don't use it as an excuse....for when I beat you!
Y/n: I'm questioning how the hell he get drunk in just one bottle.
Kaido: I wonder how long it's been...since I fought someone who could truly go toe to toe with me! Urrrppp! Bwa hahahahahahah!
Luffy: gum-gum....
Luffy then goes to hit kaido
Luffy: elephant gun!
Kaido dodges it somehow.
Kaido: wuh-oh! 🎶 Drunken dragon bagua!
Y/n goes to attack kaido as well before kaido dodges again. As y/n and luffy look at kaido.
Kaido: worororo! Lighting hammered....
Y/n: aw shit.
Kaido: ragnaraku!
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FanfictionAfter his country getting ruled over, a young boy determined to free it by a tyrant. But can he do it alone? Will he make friends along his way? Maybe even find love? Maybe...become a hero?