IDFB... one of BFDI's greatest mysteries. Have you ever noticed how in BFB, it's barely ever mentioned? The only reference to it is one mention of the wall teleporter, and the word "Yoyle" is never even said - with the exception of the occasional catchphrase of "Yoylecake!" Not to mention that in the short Paper Towel...
(⚠️WARNINGS: Swearing, Self Harm/Suicide, Abuse, Sexual Implications, Drug/Alcohol Use. I will put warnings at the beginning of chapters with these topics involved.⚠️) Item High School. For Balloon, it's also known as Hell, but things begin to change when someone new enrolls. Will it be for the better, or for the wors...
Fall classes at Inanimate Institute have started up for the year, and several objects now find themselves trying to navigate the complex web of college curriculum, new friendships, and future endeavors. Test Tube isn't entirely sure what she wants to do with her life yet, but at least she's not alone. Now, if only sch...
This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?)...
There are dozens of object shows out there, each one in its own little universe, almost never touching each other. But what would happen if objects from one universe traveled to another? *I've given a user who wishes to remain anonymous permission to crosspost this story to AO3. (Crossing Over got crossed over between...
Science is always the answer. At least, to Test Tube it is. But this time, science may not give her the answers she wanted. What happens when you become too curious..? The feeling of isolated boredom we all know too well. Now, Test Tube is trying to find the solution, through a psychological experiment. The picture...
Marshmallow isn't the smartest person, but as soon as she saw her name show up for season two, she knew she was going to regret it. It started as a lingering feeling; small, in the back of her mind. But as time progressed, Marshmallow found herself entangled in more and more absurdities. With her own conflicting feel...
Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smal...
Microphone has a realization. A story about things that go said and things that don't.
Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling i...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...