She's broken, beaten, worn by the world like a rock in a tide. He's tired, never becoming his true self, only a playtool of his mother's games. She wants a happy ever after. He wants the same. So why not work for it together? Doris, the ugly stepsister of Cinderella, a transgender woman working at the bar of Poison Apple, begins to work together with the handsome Prince Charming, to take on his mother's scam of a potion buisness and granting them both the happy ever after they both deserve- together or apart. //a very serious crackfic// Warnings: violence, angst, smut (?), death