Things don't seem to be going Lily's way. First Severus, then Petunia, and then James. James stupid Potter. The idiot who couldn't stop, no, wouldn't stop, until Lily agreed to go out with him. But she wouldn't. Never ever not never. Well, maybe she would... --- Now, for those of you who don't attend Hogwarts, and for those of you who don't know the Marauders, here are some rules you learn within days of being here: 1) Don't ever date Sirius Black, and expect an actual relationship. You will only receive hurt feelings. 2) Don't ever say that you are better at Quidditch than James Potter. Your life may be at stake. 3) Don't ever steal chocolate from Remus Lupin. He may or may not hit you with his latest textbook. 4) Don't ever insult any of Peter Pettigrew's friends. He will try (and fail) at threatening you. These rules are pinned up in our common room for all to see, and within days of being up, Sirius Black had jokingly added a fifth rule, which he called the 'most important'. 5)Don't ever try and date Lily Evans. That is for James only!!
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