Today was the day Li Muchen would summon a cosmic entity to end the world and reality itself. Yet, for some reason, things don't go as he expects...? C/W: Explicit descriptions of blood, violence, and gore, animal harm, and implications/thoughts of su!c!de, and sm*t 12k word one shot! Dark, humorous, and fluffy! BL-inspired and consensual. Completed 8/21/23.