↬ 𝟷𝟼. 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚞𝚙 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜
𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦y/n !!
hey bestiemeanie
what do you wanty/n !!
you must be a
compound of barium
and beryllium because
you're a total BaBey/n !!
;))))))meanie
aw bestie !!!!meanie
are you a combination of
barium, silicons, carbon,
bismuth, technetium and
hydrogen?y/n !!
what nowmeanie
because you're a
BaSiC BiTcHmeanie
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~y/n !!
oh you DIDN'Tmeanie
i didy/n !!
DON'T USE MY
SCIENCE AGAINST
ME YOU FATASSmeanie
you haven't even see
me in real life so how
would you know that
i'm a fatass? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)y/n !!
BECAUSEy/n !!
because you just
are !!!!!!y/n !!
i just know you
are >:(meanie
sure thing buddymeanie
want to hear another
one?meanie
i'm pretty on point right
now and i've got a lot
more on my mindy/n !!
no :(meanie
perfect!meanie
so you're a 10?meanie
on the pH scale maybemeanie
cause you're basicy/n !!
>:(y/n !!
you should try and
be like a protony/n !!
try being positive
for a changemeanie
lolmeanie
we're on point bestie <3y/n !!
no you're just being
MEAN to me bitchmeanie
yeah so?meanie
it's the art of science <3y/n !!
hmpfmeanie
are you made of copper,
nitrogen terbium and
silver?y/n !!
beCAuSe yOu'Re a
CuNTbAgy/n !!
WOAH UR SO FUNNY
1!1!1!2!1!meanie
thanks !y/n !!
i was faster than
you thoughmeanie
i gave you some timey/n !!
did notmeanie
yes i did bestiey/n !!
no you didn'tmeanie
oh, but i didy/n !!
i'm not buying itmeanie
i just gave you timey/n !!
stop itmeanie
you never stop when i
ask you to so why
would i do anything
different nowy/n !!
because i'm a girlmeanie
who says i'm noty/n !!
you told memeanie
could've been a liemeanie
never trust anything
you hear someone say
on the internety/n !!
hmpfy/n !!
i don't want you
to be rightmeanie
😎😎😎🤚🏼meanie
bitch pleasey/n !!
i hate youmeanie
earlier today you said
i was a BaBey/n !!
i never said thatmeanie
but it's written with
black on whitemeanie
i have proofy/n !!
no you didn'tmeanie
i actually didy/n !!
no you can't see
it anymorey/n !!
i take it backmeanie
i took a screenshoty/n !!
i call bullshity/n !!
no way you did thatmeanie
i did :)y/n !!
fuck offmeanie
ALRIGHT BYEy/n !!
so mean :(
YOU ARE READING
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 彡 𝐭.𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚
Fanfiction✰-,✎*ೃ༄ ▎ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗. Y/n sends her number neighbour a text message because she was bored one night and hopes to get a new friend. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ━━ ## oi bestie ! who tf are you ? t. kageyama x f! reader. slowburn. fluff + crack.