Fade in to the Reds and Grif's Sister
Simmons: Oh my God what's wrong with you, why didn't you tell us you were a Blue?
Grif's Sister: Because-
Simmons: And don't say "because nobody asked".
Grif's Sister: But nobody did ask!
Simmons: God dammit.
Thea: You have to admit, that's a pretty good argument.
Grif: So what if she is a Blue? We'll still keep her.
Simmons: We can't do that. She's on the other team, she'll kill us in our sleep if we keep her.
Grif's Sister: Do I get to do that? That would be awesome!
Thea: I don't want to die young.
Grif's sister: Don't worry! I won't kill you but I might do something else to you.
Thea: Thank you, wait what?
Grif: No she wouldn't. Besides she's colour-blind. We'll just tell her we're Blues.
Simmons: Uh, hello, we already told her we're Red? Idiot.
Grif: Yeah? Well she's freaking dumb, too. Hey, we're Blue now.
Grif's Sister: Woohoo, go Blue, let's win!
Grif: See?
Simmons: Oh please, she'll figure it out.
Grif: No she won't. In high school she got kicked off of the cheerleading squad three times for rooting for the wrong team.
Thea: I remember you telling me that.
Simmons: No, she can't stay. I know, we'll tell the Blues that we took her prisoner. Maybe we can get something outta this mess.
Grif: No way, we can't send her over there, they'll kill her!
Simmons: Why would they kill her Grif, she's Blue. It's not like the Blue team goes around killing its own members.
Grif: Oh, right, because she's a Blue. And if she's over there, then the only people that would be trying to kill her, would be us.
Simmons: Exactly.
Grif: And that means she'd be safe. Because we're like the shittiest team ever.
Thea: Of all time.
Simmons: Well, I don't know about that. As our new leader, I have some pretty bold plans to-
Grif: But you're not the leader. It was a misunderstanding. You're the guy who buried our leader.
Thea: Yeah.
Simmons: You two helped! We're in this together.
Thea: I wasn't helping you bury a man alive! I'm going to get shovel! (Leaves and runs into the base)
Grif: No, I made digging noises with my mouth. Remember?
Simmons: Oh God, Thea get me a shovel too! (runs off towards the base)
Grif: Yeah, um... Okay, you're a Blue.
Grif's Sister: Touchdown! Woohoo, go Blue!
Grif: No, I mean we're Red, but you're Blue. That means you've gotta get outta here before Simmons and Thea digs up Sarge.
Grif's Sister: I love digging! I wanna help.
Grif: No, you're leaving.
Grif's Sister: Where're we going?
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Red vs blue (Female OC) season 5
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