BAU CHAT
[Morgan] So heard the new Cardi B song?
[Reid] With Megan Thee Stallion?
[Garcia] omg Reid knows who Megan is :,)
[Reid] Both rappers have become very popular in social media and in turn the radio usually mentions them a few times a day.
[Reid] Yes I know them.
[JJ] Morgan, is it that song with the big mac thing?
[Morgan] Mhm ;)))
[Garcia] You could park ur big mac truck in *my* garage ;)))
[Morgan] mm maybe later bby girl.
[Hotch] Enough of WAP talk. We have a new case.
[Hotch] Side note, has anyone added Prentiss to the chat yet?
[Reid] I don't believe so, no.
[Garcia] Oh boo
[Morgan] I got this
[Morgan] has added [Prentiss].
[Prentiss] Hello! :)
[Reid] No.
[Hotch] Meeting room, we have a case.
[JJ] Yes sir.
[Prentiss] .... O..Kay.
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[UNKNOWN] nOW FROM THE TOP
[UNKNOWn] MAKE IT DROP
[Hotch] No.
[UNKNOWN] D:
[UNKNOWN] but hotch!!!
[Hotch] I will block you.
[UNKNOWN] O_O
[UNKNOWN] aight
[Hotch] Thank you.
[UNKNOWN] hey hotch?
[Hotch] Yes?
[UNKNOWN] remember that rlly nice tie u got?
[Hotch] No.
[UNKNOWN] but :(
[UNKNOWN] hotch i just wanted to borrow it!
[Hotch] This may surprise you, but I know what WAP is.
[Hotch] I have listened to it.
[UNKNOWN] omg u have??
[UNKNOWN] hotch thats so scandalous??
[Hotch] No more WAP jokes or references.
[UNKNOWN] :( fine.
[UNKNOWN] have fun! and good luck on ur case!
[Hotch] Thank you.
//
[Hotch] What did you do?
[UNKNOWN] ?
[Hotch] Morgan hasn't stopped humming WAP, and Reid and Prentiss has joined as well.
[Hotch] I asked them to stop and you know what they told me?
[UNKNOWN] nope?
[Hotch] "Just reciting your favorite song, Hotchy."
[UNKNOWN] aye--
[UNKNOWN] thats beautiful.
[Hotch] No.
[UNKNOWN] i mean? its a popular song?
[Hotch] That's not the end of it.
[UNKNOWN] wut
[Hotch] Someone burned a disk.
[UNKNOWN] ...
[Hotch] And WAP has been playing. For three hours. On a loop.
[UNKNOWN] oh god
[UNKNOWN] this- this is wonderful :,)
[Hotch] Unknown.
[UNKNOWN] its the song of ur ppl!!
[Hotch] No.
[UNKNOWN] :( fine
[UNKNOWN] I'll have Garcia reel in the dogs.
[Hotch] Thank you.
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BAU CHAT
[Hotch] Good work today, everyone.
[Morgan] Thanks boss
[Reid] Thank you. :)
[JJ] np!
[Gideon] Yes, ditto.
[Prentiss] Thanks!
[Reid] No.
[Morgan] Out of curiosity, hotch
[Hotch] ?
[Morgan] How do you plan on getting back at that unknown person
[Morgan] For you know, earlier?
[Hotch] Don't worry about that.
[Garcia] ...
[Hotch] :)
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[UNKNOWN] good job!
[Hotch] Thank you, baby girl.
[UNKNOWN] ... is this morgan?
[Hotch] I don't know, is it?
[UNKNOWN] ur spelling and punctuation isnt consistent with morgan's
[UNKNOWN] who r u and wheres hotch???
[Hotch] I'm actually in my office.
[Hotch] See me?
[UNKNOWN] ... oh god
[Unknown] hotch are u high?? did u get ruffied??
[Hotch] perfectly sober.
[UNKNOWN] is
[UNKNOWN] is that the tie
[Hotch] I can't quite tell, is it?
[UNKNOWN] ok what is this
[UNKNOWN] what game
[Hotch] No game.
[Hotch] Be careful, though.
[UNKNOWN] ..w,,why?
[Hotch] Wouldn't want any issues.
[UNKNOWN] oh god
[UNKNOWN] i see ur play here
[Hotch] And?
[UNKNOWN] ur an ass
[UNKNOWN] it worked.
[UNKNOWN] now begone thot
[Hotch] Enjoy your WAP.
[Hotch] This is, by the way, Morgan.
[UNKNOWN] son of a-
//
[Garcia] started a conversation with [Mar]
[Mar] ??
[Garcia] So we might have a small issue?
[Mar] what do u mean
[Garcia] JJ saw you.
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