Maleficent: love is weak and a human dysfunction.
Cruella: you are literally wrapping valentine chocolates right now.
~~~~~~Hades: love is dead.
Jafar: you are literally making a valentines card for maleficent right now.
Hades, pointing the glue gun at Jafar: you are on thin ice buddy.
~~~~~~~Ben: they say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.
Mal: so?
Ben: well clearly, no one has been near you.
~~~~~~~~Carlos: was your father a thief.
Jane, slightly offended: .....no why would you think.......
Carlos: because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Jane:
Jane: *blushing intensively*
~~~~~~~Doug: if I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same with the answer to this question?
Evie:
~~~~~~~Jay: do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power?
Lonnie: .......
Jay: because dammmmm
~~~~~~~~Harry: sorry but I think you owe me a new drink.
Uma: what? Why?
Harry: because when you looked into my eyes, I dropped mine.
~~~~~~~Chad to Freddie: I'm not Mathematician but I'm pretty good with numbers.
Chad: tell you what. Give me your number and see what I can do with it.
~~~~~~~~~Gil: are you from Paris?
Audrey: uh well-
Gil: cause Eiffel for you.
Audrey:
~~~~~~~~Happy valentines day all you incredible amazing readers and friends. Wish you a day full of love. Don't forget to spread love.
Bonus
Me: hey tie your shoelaces. I don't want you falling for someone else
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HumorJust funny interactions between the descendants characters. Pairings are bal, devie, Jonnie, jarlos, huma, gaudrey, Chad and Freddie. Warning: contains mild cursing