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-ZOE'S PHONE-

THE LUPINS

@remuslupin:), @siriusblack, @zoelupin


DAD 🏍
so
do we need to have a chat with this Fred?

FAVOURITE CHILD
a chat?
why?

DAD 🏍
to not let him hurt you
it worked with that other guy

FAVOURITE CHILD
no it didn't
deleted!
why would you need to have such a conversation with Fred?


DAD 📚
are you two not?


FAVOURITE CHILD
no!!!!!!
why does everyone seem to think that we are?

DAD 🏍
his instagram
your instagram
the way he looks at you when you perform

DAD 📚
bit upfront there love


DAD 🏍
I don't shy away from the truth


FAVOURITE CHILD
we're not together

DAD 📚
oh

DAD 🏍
mhm


FAVOURITE CHILD
DAD
we're not!!!

@zoelupin HAS SCREENSHOTTED THE CHAT!

FAVOURITE CHILD
I dropped my phone

DAD 🏍
ZOE
you have to be more careful!

FAVOURITE CHILD
dad
you literally dropped yours down two flights
of stairs at Uncle James' and Aunt Lily's

DAD 📚
twice

DAD 🏍
REMUS

FAVOURITE CHILD
oml
the double standards of this house are suffocating xxx
^those are ironic x's by the way


DAD 📚
Okay so hes refusing to talk to me now


FAVOURITE CHILD
PHAHAHAHHA
i love you guys sm istg

DAD 🏍
love you too


FAVOURITE CHILD
HA HE'S TALKING TO ME ✋✋✋

DAD 🏍
fuck

DAD 📚
SIRIUS
seen! 11:39




THE THINGS

@pansparkinson, @zoelupin





THING ONE 💚
OPEN ME X2
wtf are my dads on

THING TWO 🤍
the exact plot of the movie


THING ONE 💚
wtf

THING TWO 🤍
zoe babe
ik ur blind af

THING ONE 💚
HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT I NEED GLASSES
hey have u seen my glasses actually

THING TWO 🤍
but surely you cant be this blind

THING ONE 💚
blind to what?
fred?


THING TWO 🤍
BABES HOW DO YOU LOSE UR GLASSES
HOW ARE U SEEING RN

THING ONE 💚
contacts sweetheart

THING TWO 🤍
oh

THING ONE 💚
though I am running out of those too

THING TWO 🤍
ur a mess xxx

THING ONE 💚
ikr!
ty for noticing <3


THING TWO 🤍
tell ya what
lets go get u some contacts at lunch
and we'll have a cheeky gab about Fred

THING ONE 💚
what is there to talk about?

THING TWO 🤍
HOW HE IS CLEARLY IN LOVE WITH YOU

THING ONE 💚
stfu
no hes not


THING TWO 🤍
Z
O
E
imma rip my hair out in a minute


THING ONE 💚
ok.
he couldn't love me
deleted!

THING TWO 🤍
do not ok. me bitch


THING ONE 💚
do we have to go and get contacts?
I cba
it's so far
and i only slept for like 2 hours last night


THING TWO 🤍
ZOE


THING ONE 💚
PANSY


THING TWO 🤍
right
I am going to go and get ur contacts
and message the Slytherin chat for ur glasses
you are going to go to SLEEP
and then when you wake up we can have a gab

THING ONE 💚
ok


THING TWO 🤍
if you're not asleep when I get back
I WILL be telling D that you're the one
who broke his record player

THING ONE 💚
you conniving little-
FINE

THING TWO 🤍
GOODNIGHT BB


THING ONE 💚
ITS NOT NIGHTTIME

THING TWO 🤍
IT IS FOR YOU.

THING ONE 💚
damn that sounded kinda violent

THING TWO 🤍
IT WAS
🔪🔪
seen! 12:03

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