~episode one, part one~
outfit above^^^^
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The screen turns on to show a young brunette boy standing on the roof of a house being built.
"We're the Pogues, and our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time." The boy says.
"That's what, a three-story fall to the deck I give you about a one-in-three chance of survival.?" a young boy looking up from the floor below says as the other boy hums.
"Should I do it?" The drunk boy on the roof asks.
"Are all bloody muggles imbeciles?" Bellatrix asks in disgust.
"Yeah, jump. I'll shoot you on the way down." the other boy says.
"Looks like it." Sirius agrees making Remus smack him on the arm.
"You'll shoot me?" he asks drunkenly.
"Yep. Pow!" the smarter boy says as he pretends to shoot.
"They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers." a brunette girl says as she walks outside.
"Of course. Why wouldn't they?" you hear a third boy asks not even an ounce of surprise in his voice.
"This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, I guess?" the brunette girl asks angry.
"I can't have cold towels." to third boy asks again.
"We are poor dipshit we will always have cold damn towels." a dirty blonde says standing up with her beer.
"Can you please not kill yourself?" the curly haired girl asks.
"No let him please." the blonde girl grunts out in hope.
"Don't spill that beer. I'm not giving you another one."
"Whoa! Oh, shit." says the boy on the roof when he drops the beer.
"Of course you did. Smooth. A-plus. Dumbass." choruses out.
"Hey! Hey." comes out of two security guards running to them.
"Uh, security's here." the black haired boy says.
"No shit really, I thought it was the pope." says the blonde girl.
"But Pope is right there" the blonde boy says confused.
"You are such a dumbass; I should have absorbed you in womb." fires back the blonde girl.
"Damn, never seen twins act like that." Fabian starts and Gideon finishes grimly.
"Because this is the bloody muggle world for fucks sake, things are different." Molly says exasperated.
"Humpty Dumpty, let's roll." says the blonde boy getting up.
"Yeah. Let's go, boys and milady." says the brunette girl as they all get ready to run.
"Gary, is that you?" the blonde boy asks jumping off.
"Get down. It's me."Gary says.
"Gary, good to see you, man!" the twins say.
"I love them." James says laughing.
"Is it time?" JJ asks.
"You're asking for it." the brunette girl replies as they start to run as music is heard.
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belamour | wts
Fanfictioncassieopeia eleanor black was the pride & joy of the black family at only 8 months old. sadly a rare occurrence happened in the magical world, a kidnapping on her 1st birthday. taken unexpectedly caused an uproar in the family which decided to turn...
