𝐼𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑚 / 𝐽𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑂𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑔𝑎

9

"Wired Autocomplete Interview!"

Y/N smiled at the camera and shrugged.

"Oh I'm Y/N by the way. L/N, obviously."

Autocomplete suggests the most common searches on the internet

Y/N stared at the thing in his hands.

"Is this... What is the material of this? It's fun to play with."

He shook his head and peeled off the first question.

"Why is Y/N L/N famous?"

"Oh? Well I would have to thank sitcoms for that, don't I?"

He smiled and continued.

"I acted in this one sitcom... What was the name? Deadbeat or something. That's my first ever acting job and that's why I'm famous!"

He nodded and peeled off the next question.

"Why is Y/N L/N gay?"

"I am not?"

He asked, confused as he stared to the camera.

"What? Why did you think I was? I had a lot of problems because I slept with women before? What made you think I was gay?"

He stayed silent for a few seconds, then shrugged and peeled off the other question.

"Why does Y/N L/N exist?"

He looked up at the camera and raised his eyebrows.

"Because my mom and my dad danced in the bed? I mean I wasn't necessarily wanted. I kinda just popped out someday like 'Hey I exist now.'"

He peeled off another question.

"Why doesn't Y/N stream."

"I don't feel like it."

He threw the board and spoke, loudly.

"Another one please!"

Someone handed Y/N another board and he smiled as he took it. He showed it to the camera and peeled the first question off.

"Who is Y/N L/N?"

"Well, Y/N L/N is a nobody who can lie about himself and call it acting."

He peeled off another question.

"Who is Y/N L/N's best friend."

He shrugged.

"Me probably. Like you got to befriend yourself before being friends with anyone else. Well other then that Jenna Ortega would be that person."

He took a small breath and spoke again.

"Great person, really. And her acting is seriously so great. She also loves football I mean what more do you need?"

Y/N blew a playful kiss to the camera.

"Love Ya Jenna."

He peeled off the third question.

"What is Y/N L/N's worst memory?"

"Shit, that's hard... Okay..."

He looked down and thought for a while before speaking.

"When the script to must best movie leaked so we had to just trash the whole project, that was really shitty. A Man Without Love was the best ever movie I've been in and now it's in a trash can somewhere. I do have s copy luckily."

He peeled off the last question off the board.

"What's Y/N L/N's problem?"

He stared at the board then threw it away before speaking.

"Mostly alcohol. I've had some problems, going to set hungover or drunk. That's about it though..."

He waited for another board but it didn't come.

"Huh? No more questions?"

The man behind the camera spoke.

"Trust me, these were the appropriate ones. The rest are just... Thirsty."

Y/N chuckled and nodded with a smile.

"I guess thirsty tweets video is on the way now."

He shrugged, making the man laugh.

"So wait? Is this it? Do I just go now?"

"Just say some stuff for the outro."

Y/N nodded and spoke.

"So bye, ask better questions next time or I'll be mad."

He then waved to the camera and it closed.