N x Uzi

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Requested by: Jay20202

N was lying in a snow pile.
Uzi: uhm N, you ok?
N: yes.
V: Nah just let him be.
V grabs a head off a dead corpse and crushes it.
Uzi: was crushing the head necessary?
V: yes
N: the snow tastes good.
Uzi: you ate the snow-?
N: yes.
N dunks his head back into the snow pile.
Uzi: whatever
Uzi sighs.
V: stop being emo.
Uzi: bish shut up.
V: Uzi. I need to talk to you in private
N: can I come?
V: it's private for a reason dumb@ss

In the landing pod

V: you like N.
Uzi: yeah I do, so?
V: your emo.
Uzi: Your just jealous that you are single.
V: You haven't even confessed to N yet...
Uzi: Im going to sue you so hard your lover will pay for it. Oh wait YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!
V was in shock.
N: what you guys talking about?
Uzi: go away N.
N: no.
V: f#ck this.
V flies away.
Uzi: well now theres a hole in the landing pod.
N: soo Uzi.
Uzi: No.
N: oh ok.
N looks down.
Uzi: ughhhhhhhhhhh
N: Uzi?
Uzi: what.
N: I need to tell you someth-
Uzi: No!
N: oh ok...
Uzi: I need to tell you something first.
N: what is it
Uzi blushes.
Uzi: I-I like you...
N blushes
N: I was going to say that......
Uzi hugs N

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