What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat?
A lot of crazy stuff, apparently.
Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy.
-use of language
Jisuck: yalllll ketchup and popcorn looking mad tasty rnnn
seungtheman: oml its too early for this
leeknow: STOP IT NO YOU'RE HURTING MY SOUL
pizzaslice: stop with the nasty food combos plssss
Felly: we should sentence jisung to death for even thinking of that monstrosity
leeknow: please do oml
dumbass went online
dumbass: YESS SENTENCE HIM GRR BARK BARK
oldmanchan: stop barking
dumbass: no (ง'̀-'́)ง
oldmanchan: wait wtf how did you do that
Felly: L bozo
Felly: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
oldmanchan: teach me pls
Felly: no.
savagefetus: btw this one time i blew up a microwave trying to pop popcorn.
seungtheman: what-?
savagefetus: i had to put a bag in for four minutes, and it serves for 3. i fucked it up somewhere and when i came back after taking a dump the microwave exploded.
pizzaslice: oh.
leeknow: how did you manage that 💀💀💀
savagefetus: idk but the popcorn still tasted good.
leeknow: i seriously need to teach you idiots how to properly make food without blowing shit up
seungtheman: oh please do, these people are driving me crazy
Jisuck: speaking of tasty foods, should i eat pasta with ketchup?
seungtheman: please don't eat that for fucks sake
leeknow: if you eat fucking pasta with fucking ketchup i would teleport to your house and strangle you alive
Jisuck: strangle me daddy quack quack
leeknow: No.
Jisuck: ah poo
dumbass: bro i just realized i sat on my sunglasses and broke them
Felly: THE VERSACE ONES?
dumbass: yes ;-;
seungtheman: what.
oldmanchan: YOU SAT ON AND BROKE VERSACE SUNGLASSES?
dumbass: unfortunately yeah
seungtheman: damn i remember the time i broke my glasses
seungtheman: that's why i switched to contacts
Jisuck: you used to have glasses?
seungtheman: lol yup
seungtheman: i literally can't see shit without them
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
seungtheman: i looked like that
savagefetus: YOU LOOK SO GOOD MY MAN
oldmanchan: 🤩🤩🤩
Jisuck: meh you look better when you have your glasses off
seungtheman: you look better with my glasses off as well
Jisuck: ...
Felly: OOOHHH BURNNNN
oldmanchan: BAHAHA WAIT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
dumbass: JAHDFKDFHKDSHFKDHFK
leeknow: damnn
pizzaslice: wow jisung how will you ever recover from that
Jisuck: WAHHHH
leeknow: BRO DO NOT START CRYING AGAIN
Jisuck: WAHHHHHHHHH
oldmanchan: STOP CRYING OR I'LL KICK YOU TO THE STREETS
Jisuck: wah?
oldmanchan: and guys should we change the chat name? we've had it literally for the past like 3 months
dumbass: no.
leeknow: nahh
pizzaslice: yes.
Jisuck: shut up traffic cone
pizzaslice: ;-;
oldmanchan: okay any ideas?
savagefetus: foot warts
seungtheman: tf no
oldmanchan: no we will not name the chat foot warts
Felly: ASSGUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
pizzaslice: mehh
Jisuck: rizzards of ozz
seungtheman: BALD BROS
oldmanchans: NO
seungtheman: bald kids?
dumbass: NOO
leeknow: OOH OOH what about gay kids?
savagefetus: we'd be more like stray kids since our dumbasses keep on getting lost, but that works too
pizzaslice: misplaced children
Felly: tbh i like stray kids better
oldmanchan: alr let's cast a vote! if you vote for misplaced children raise-
