Be so fr. || jjk chatfic ||

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PSA: this has no particular plot this is just for fun 😭.  (Kinda)

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Nah I'd lose.
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Yuji
BRO MEGUMI YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME..
now why would I a cardboard cutout of Megan Thee Stallion in my room that has a whole in the middle 😂😂..
Yk me..

Megumi
This is why you bag zero girls.

Nobara
WHAT IM SAYINGGG
yuji.. this isn't you man..
Is the schizophrenia finally getting to you..

Maki
LMFOAOAO WHATTT
THAT IS CRAZY

Toge
See me personally yuji
I would've been aired this whole place out if I was done this bad

Yuji
Nah dw because this is why im abt to burn ALL UR PHOTO CARDS U HAVE OF FELIX YOU SHIT.
stop playing wit me before i get to ur life size body pillow of felix on ur bed.

Gojo
WOAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
HELP
LIFE SIZE?
LOLLLL
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS

Nobara
Come outside yuji.
We bouta box
Ima really knock some KNOWLEDGE TO UR BRAIN.

Yuji
Nah, imma do my own thing. 😂

Nobara
DIE.

Maki
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TEARS ARE ACTUALLY CKMING OUT MY RYES
MNFAOAISO
I CANT SPEL
ERM

Geto
Why am I even in this gc 😭😭
I lowkey want some wingstop rn
ROAD TRIP!!

Gojo
err

This is why u get no hoes suguru.
WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND EATS WINGSTOP??

Yuji
Oh that's not..

Nobara
err..

Megumi
Blud really thought we was finna agree wit him ☠️

Maki
LMFAOAOAOAAO

Yuji
IM DEADDDDD
LMFAOAO
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After megumi closed off that god forbidden gc he's in, he also got a notification from his besty westy till the end (she's delusional).
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N/N 🫀

MEGUMIIUUU
RAAAAHHHHHH
MEGSSSSSS
POOKIEEEEE
GRAAAHH
KEEP IT A SFACK
UR DAD IS SO FJNE.

Stop mentioning to me about my
dead beat father y/n.

I CAN LITERALLY CHANGE HIM.
(I'm delusional)

I can tell.
Actually, WE CAN SEE.

STOPP😭😭
Yk megs
I just took the fattest shit ever just now
IM TELLING YOU
MY ASS STILL HURTS
I WAS LITERALLY CRYING.
IT WAS SO HARD
AND LONG
AND EUGH
ABD I THINK I CLOGGED THE TOILET.
It was so bad 0/10 do NOT recommend.

You need to be out into a mental asylum.
WHO WANTS TO KNOW U TOOK A BIG ASS SHIT?

Y-You.. 🥺

Blocked.
Bye.

WAIT WHAR?!!!!??
WGAT
DONT FUCINNG BLOCK ME MEGUMI.
MEHUMI FUSHIGURO.
KM GONNA STRANGLE YOU.
IH MY IGDD

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A/N: Hai guys I hoped u liked this one Ik I keep making new books but I can't really stick to one I have so many ideas 😭😭.
But ANYWAYS. Read next chapter for a banger 🗣️🔥

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