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Inference practice 2

question:

Jake and Tim sat quietly next to each other, each thinking his own thoughts. Suddenly, the pole Jake was holding loosely in his hands jerked so hard, he nearly dropped it.

"You got one!" exclaimed Tim excitedly. "Reel him in slowly."

What did Jake have?

me:

Jake doesn't know it but he can make his thoughts into real life, and whatever he thought of he just transformed it. And what he thought of was kinda disturbing. He was thinking of a giant fish with bunny ears that farted glitter and pooped out cupcakes on top of a big fluffy t-rex that puked out rainbows and somehow managed to reel it in. And to think that he caught this in the water instead of a fish. But he also thought of other things, like a sandwich-taco hybrid with legs running around saying in a devilish voice, "I SHALL MAKE ALL OF THE BURRITOS BOW DOWN TO ME!" though it's just 35 centimeters. All because Jake and Tim were so bad at fishing that they've been sitting there for almost 5 weeks without food and water and were too bored, too bad Jake didn't think of catching a fish so they can go home into their mom's garage and realize that they're ghosts.