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Aussie🍷: looks nice mate. You: i know right. Aussie🍷: had any dick? 🍆 You: even if i did, i wouldn't tell you. Aussie🍷: ya no fun. You: sucks to be you.
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Schatje🧡: where are you? You: uh next to you? Schatje🧡: no in this story! You: not here. Schatje🧡: how can you do yourself so short. You: i got you to be pretty. Schatje🧡: and you are good looking too. You: i am decent, you are the beauty in this relationship. Schatje🧡: i hate you. You: love you too.
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Muppet: you coming? You: yep. Muppet: where are you? You: on the beach. Muppet: with charles? You: who else? Muppet: fair enough. You: what were we gonna eat again? Muppet: bbq You: want me to grill? Muppet: yes. You make the best t-bone and spareribs. You: coming.
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Tripod: i am jealous. You: don't be, you're eating fish. 🤢 Tripod: thought you liked fish now. You: hahah only when charles asks me to. Tripod: wow. You: until then, i am not touching it. Tripod: charles happy? You: he has to be, i carried his passed out ass back to our rental house. Tripod: hahaha he fell asleep? You: i was for an hour or two his personal pillow. Tripod: thats so cute. You: i didn't mind.
