9: Two Men in a Tub

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Illumi with his hair up>>
Hisoka and Chrollo with their hair down>> (if the picture will show up this time🙄)

Eat the souls of children😘

You are now privately chatting ✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️

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Oh Chrollieeeee

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R u reading this

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Come fuck me like a real man, coward

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Fight*

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FightFifhtfighfight*

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I seawr I mesnt fofjt

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Autocorrectth

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I said fig hut

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Fight*

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Chrollie???

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I have ur home address??

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️ is now online

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Which one?

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I-

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Y u gotta flaunt

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
My apologies, dear

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You know that I don't even own a home,
nor did any of my ancestors😖😖😖

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
You come from a long line of poverty, why
does that not surprise me

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We used to be best buddies😟

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But now we're not🙅🙅

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I wish u would tell me whyyyy🗣️

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Shalnark has informed me that these are
song lyrics from a children's movie

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SHAL'S THERE!?!?

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
I'm beginning to suspect you just want to
talk to him, and not me

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
And no, Shalnark is not here. I just copied the texts and sent them to him.

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Screenshotting would've been faster😟

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
Unlike you, I can type quickly

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
And, I mean no offense, without spelling
errors

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U can't just say no offense

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😖😖

✝️Chrollo Lucilfur✝️
I can, actually. Now, we've gotten off track, what did you need from me?

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I'm bored 🥱

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