54- the fanfic writer trope

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This is a special bc I'ma be so fuckin fr rn I need to write on my comfort book- Author and Aizu will swap out 


Author: Why the fuck do people 
Aizu: gender heckin CHAIRS???

Therapist: I apologize for the monstrosity
Therapist: I have brought upon us

Vlampire: What did you do?

Therapist: Made them realize just 
Therapist: how sucky their life is 

SharpShooter: Why would you do that-

DadMic: The audacity-

MomNight: The gumption

BobTheBuilder: The gall

GoodFood: How does it suck?

Therapist: Well-

Author: THE ANSWER IS
Aizu: IT JUST FUCKIN SUCKS
Author: MASSIVE DONKEY COCK

Therapist: Temper

Aizu: Ion have a temper, 
Author: I have a mode,
Aizu: And that mode is rage

Therapist: Deep breaths

Author: Or not

Therapist: no- 

Dadzawa: No

DadMic: No

MomNight: No

GoodFood: No

BobTheBuilder: No

SharpShooter: No

Vlampire: No

BrickBoi: No 

UAQueen: No

RatGod: No

Aizu: My problems would 
Author: technically be gone-

Therapist: Think of the readers

DadMic: He's got a point

Aizu: Solution, finish the book first

Therapist: I-

BIRBY: No no, they got you there

MomNight: Not in a good way

BroccoliBrother: They still got him there

Author: My favorite birby

BIRBY: I try

BroccoliBrother: Rude

Author: And favorite god brother

BroccoliBrother: Better

Dadzawa: Child.

Aizu: Adult.

Dadzawa: No death

Author: No promises

Dadzawa: I tried.

Aizu: That you did
Author: Have a participation ribbon

BIRBY: HAH-

BroccoliBrother: LMAOOO

Dadzawa: Watch the sass

Aizu: Can't keep an eye on it yourself?

Dadzawa: Too many other cretins to watch 

Author: Understandable have a nice day

Dadzawa: I will if you live

Aizu: Touche

Dadzawa: I win.

Author: Lol no, if my organs decide to 
Aizu: fall out of my body like a demented
Author: pinata then there ain't shit I can
Aizu: do about alla that :)

UAQueen: They have a point

Author: Thank you your highness

Dadzawa: That was not a mental image I needed

Therapist: Report to my office

DadMic: Im coming too

MomNight: I need comfort food

GoodFood: On it

UAQueen: I hope your doctors take care of you

Aizu: Here's hoping!
Author: I have to go in for a test where they try to 
Aizu: make me pass out :D then genetic testing



A/N:

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