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bold : the man, isaac

italics : jenny

underline + italics : lily

bold + italics : jake hyde y'all

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incoming call : dork <3

"Hey"

"Uh, wow. That's a very ordinary greeting."

"I was doing just fine before I met you."

"Good to know."

"Drank too much and that's an issue."

"You're 17."

"Kay mom."

"Jenny, the closest he's gotten to alcohol, was a rum and raisin chocolate, and I swear he slept all day."

"Way to go on damaging my reputation before the lady, Hyde."

"You can count on me like 1, 2 ,3-"

"You're a di-"

"Jeez, where are the gentlemen at?"

"Jake Hyde, at your service, ma'am. The best man to your stupid man and the godfather to your kids."

"..."

"..."

"Jake, you just creeped the fuck out of them."

"Shit, that sounded so much better in my head."

"Yeah that's just weird."

"Mmm, you know what else is weird, my sugarcake?"

"What is, honeybun?"

"That I haven't cuddled with you all day-"

"Okay ew."

"Ew"

"Yeah Jenny, I call you tonight. This is just creepy on all levels."

"I'll wait, love."

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*beep beep*

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"Love, huh?"

"Lily, can you please just kiss him and shut his mouth."

"Gladly."

"Yeah, I'm going to go throw up now."

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a/n : hello cuties xo

how's your day going?

kinda missed jilly tbh xD

if you liked this chapter,

vote/comment/share and maybe follow xo

love always,

vanz.

P.S - I HIT 1K AND OMF THANK YOU SO MUCH I KINDA WANT TO CRY OK SOMEONE COME HOLD ME 

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