Unknown : you have better bought banana milk.
Unknown : And I've told you a thousand times, stop sending me pics of seagulls.
Me : I think you have the wrong number.
Unknown: quit messing around and just buy the milk.
Unknown: I'll pay you later.
Me : I'm sorry but I really think you have the wrong number.
Unknown: wait, seriously?
Me : uh.. yeah.
Unknown : oh I'm sorry. I thought it was my friend.
Me : it's fine. It happens.
ʀᴇᴀᴅ ✔️
•••
Unknown: Hey
Unknown: heyyy
Unknown: haygeubfisbdb
Me: what the hell are you doing up at 4 am?!
Me: I'm trying to sleep.
Unknown : I'm bored
Me : and you decided to bother me? I don't even know your name
Unknown: call me Joon.
Me: ugh. Whatever. What do you want to do?
ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏᴏɴ
Joon: let's play 21 questions.
Joon: me first. What's your name?
Me: Minhee.
Me: how old are you?
Joon: 24
Joon: how old are you?
Me: 21
Me: why the hell are you still bothering me?
Joon: because I'm bored.
Joon: do you like music?
Me: yes.
Me: What kind of cereal brand do you like?
Joon: that's seriously your question?
Me: yes. Now answer.
Joon: I don't like cereal.
Joon: what kind of music do you like?
Me: mostly rap or pop.
Me: do you think sharks farts?
Joon: umm..idk
Joon: Who are your favorite artists?
Joon: Minhee?
Joon: goodnight.
•••
Joon: Minhee
Joon: Minhee
Joon: Oh great and powerful and beautiful Minhee
Joon: Minheeeeeeeeeee
Me: whaaaaaaat
Joon: I'm boreeeeeeeeed entertain meeeeeeee
Me: fuck offfffffffffff.
Me: I'm in the middle of a classsssssssss.
Joon: I don't careeeeee
Me: omg just stop
Joon: whyyyyyy?
Me: I swear to god.
Joon: Fine.
Joon: what university do you go to?
Me: Seoul National University.
Joon: ohhh, you're smart.
Me: barely. I'm struggling.
Joon: what are you majoring in?
Me: business. I want to have a successful company someday.
Joon: I'm sure you will.
Me: I'm a dumb potato. How can I?
Joon: no you're not. You're a smart and beautiful girl.
Me: eww stop.
Me:I'll forever be a potato.
Joon: a cute potato
Me: you don't even know how I look like. We literally just fucking met.
Joon: I can just feel it.
Me: I need to go if I wanna pass.
Joon: good luck! I know you'll do great.
Me: thx I guess.
ʀᴇᴀᴅ ✔️
•••
Joon: hi
Me: hey.
Joon: How are you?
Me: school was meh. I just feel lazy.
Me: you?
Joon: tired.
Me: really?
Me: what did you do?
Joon: practice. I had dance practice all day.
Me: oh. I'm sorry.
Me: you must be very tired. You need to rest.
Joon: but I want to talk to you. ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ɴᴏᴛ sᴇɴᴛ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ?
🅽🅾 ʏᴇs
Joon: I guess you're right. You must be tired too.
Joon: Goodnight Minhee.
Me: goodnight
YOU ARE READING
Cliché • Kim Namjoon
Fanfiction"-ѕтop ѕendιng мe pιcтυreѕ oғ ѕeagυllѕ " "ι тнιnĸ you нave тнe wrong nυмвer" A cliche wrong number story with a cliche ending (Lowercase intended) Completed March 30th 2019 Best ranking #rapmonster: 1st 2021/11/10 #suga: 1st 2022/3/10
