Chapter 8: Kokichi Ouma: Therapist Extraordinaire

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J0K3R: 

MsMage: What the fuck?

J0K3R: You're walking in the woods...

J0K3R: there's no one around and your phone is dead

J0K3R: Suddenly, you spot him...

MsMage: Who!?

J0K3R: ME... 

MsMage: can u fucking not?



Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Who's the fucker!?

Aristocat: depends on your definition?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I've had people coming up to me all day and asking me shit about me and Keebo!

Aristocat: But aren't you two dating now?

Aristocat: whats wrong if people wanna check that?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What's WRONG is that I never fucking told anybody!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I wanted to keep it to ourselves until we were ready to come out about it, but That ain't fucken happening now!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Who fucking told any asshole about us!?

Pian0Fr3ak: er well...

Pian0Fr3ak: I may or may not have told somebody?

Pian0Fr3ak: and by somebody I mean...two people?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Of fucking course it was Kaediot!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Who'd you tell?

Pian0Fr3ak: Well, I was in the music room practicing my piano and Ibuki and Sayaka were with me

Pian0Fr3ak: I wanted to tell them about the karaoke night and subsequently brought it up...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ibuki...?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐As in...Ibuki Mioda..?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You told...fucking...IBUKI MIODA about us!?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Kaede, you KNOW that bitch can't keep her mouth shut about any fucking shit!

Pian0Fr3ak: I know! I'm sorry Miu...

Pian0Fr3ak: but what's the problem? You and Keebo ARE a thing now though right? 

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeah, but its getting out of hand!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: all I did was kiss him and...maybe slip him the tongue?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but people are going around saying we had sex and now its pissing me off!

Pian0Fr3ak: ah...I get it now...

Pian0Fr3ak: but wait, wouldn't you WELCOME such accusations?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: yeh I would

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: but its the fact people are assuming Keebo banged me that's annoying me

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: He's too pure for that shit!

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