Absurdist Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...

Disaster-- and especially stupidity, like serious stupidity --strikes, when Ookami manages to catch the same flight as her wife and child. With the two pilots out cold...

Popped Culture is the story of a woman named Joan, formerly a woman named John. It's about her life, the people in her life and... a penis in a pickle jar.

A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.

Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself

A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???

Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfic where Sodor becomes strangely affected by a mysterious portrait and gets a little weird. It's up to Thomas, Percy and Emily to save Sodor...

Adam lives in a world far down the path to complete automation. He, and the rest of humanity, struggle to find meaning in a world where there is none. His apartment is g...

Cats are cats, right? (I will re-write this one day, less cringe filled and better, I may not even continue this) (keep in mind I wrote this a while back)

Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.

If you're perfect and have life figured out please don't read this or I'll track you down and throw a shoe at your face. You're too into friends and happiness and experi...

"The crests of the crimson sea crackled down upon the contours of the shore, That moment they came crawling from that priestly jaw, With their tentacles hlopping a...