Crude Stories

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. I...

What happens when the worst people you know get along. HQ/READER

broken-hearted boys

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this...

What happens when a girl named Ryder Walter gets into a fight with her twin brother. Yea well that pissed her off a lot so just to prove that girls are the same as boys...

|| 𝚓𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚔𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || || "From here on, I..! From here on..! Y'hear me?! I'm gonna... beat you all! Enjoy your wi...

THE TWO HOT AND VERY VERY VERY FUCKING SEXY FEMALE AND MALE TRUCK WANT TO DIDDLE EACHOTHER BUT THEY CANT BECAUSE THEY NEED A LEMON BUT IN ORDER TO OBTAIN SUCH FUCKERY TH...

A Russian serial killer decides to make it his goal to kill a victim in each state of the USA before being caught. This entices a cat and mouse chase involving Nikolai a...

This book is made for you to LAUGH, not getting offended and blaming it on me. So for those with a light-heart or is easily offended, back away from this story and for t...

Vinnie, a young man fresh out of college, will go on a journey with a mysterious woman to discover his hidden potential...and stop global warming! Seriously!

Katya is a native of Russia, pursuing an odd career of "trade", as she calls it. She is quite the trouble maker, and ends up in bad spots often. Follow her on...

Just a bunch of random shit that runs through my head.

Crude oil is a liquid fuel located in underground. It is extracted through drilling. Crude oil is a mixture of volatile liquid hydrocarbons and it also contains some nit...

-Authors Note- I haven't written in a while I'm sorry for that hopefully this will be a nice start to the collection.Have fun reading comments always welcomed