Kickthestickz Stories

"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.

Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietes...

Trigger Warning: physical/mental abuse "You are the mistake that ruined my life"

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be...

Dan has an illness. He has no chance at surviving. His one final dream is to meet Phil Lester a famous YouTuber. He parents Chris and PJ call Phil to try and get him her...

"I need someone." "We have to help her." "We want to adopt you." "He's in the attic! I know he is!" "We're going home.&q...

PHAN Fanfiction! *WARNING! TRIGGERS IN BOOK LIKE VERY RARE SELF HARM* No smut, just extreme fluff :) Dan Howell has been in love with his best friend Phil Lester, since...

In which Phil Lester is the sweetest boy in town until Dan finds him sneaking out his window one night and learns that there's no such thing as a good boy - they're just...

Dan was tortured by a school bully as a child. As an adult, he still has nightmares about it. He soon finds out an astonishing secret about himself. Gah! crappy summary...

Phil is popular: president of his fraternity, shortstop of the baseball team, he's got it all figured out. But when Phil meets Dan, a flamboyant freshman in the theatre...

~Written with @TheUntoldTales -DanXPhil~ When the Cirque de la Lumière comes to town, Dan is in for the most magical experience of his life. One night isn't nearly long...

Your life has changed significantly over the expanse of two weeks, with the death of *CENSORED BECAUSE SPOILERS*, and being adopted by Dan & Phil. Troubles ensue when so...

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever m...

Dan is a firm believer that love doesn't exist. Not in adults, and definitely not in high school. He detests silly love stories and petty relationships, posing as 'love'...

Contains fluff, more fluff, the fluffiest fluffy fluff ever, and your favorite OTP might be here! It will make you say aw, how sweet, and makes you want to be one of tho...

"𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩, 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡�...

Blank lists of ship memes and filled in with my OTP's

It's PJ's birthday and he keeps a party. He invites many of his friends. Phil has never liked parties much, but because it's his friend's birthday, he goes. He has no id...

My first upload, so why not make it a Phan smut? ^•^

Dan and Phil are two very popular YouTube stars. And they love each other but neither knows the other feels this way. And when Dan's cousin gets involved?Trigger warning...