Onions Stories

[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regardi...

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

(Y/N) moves to a Beach City after a big battle of custody going on between her mother and father. To her relief everything is perfect. Or did she speak too soon? When sh...

Janice, the daughter of a faraway island, has always lived a normal life. Being the main farmer in her family, she is always busy providing her family with food and mone...

Shrek

They're Gonna Kill Me

LUCIS SECRET LITTLE WATTPAD

This gives you some ways to be annoying, get a reputation as the weird person to avoid, and yeah!

Chicken Barbie Beast makes Ken nut, then #pegallmen2020. Shrek cums as a surprise.

Long before Vecna decides to terrorize minors, he fell in love. In the beginning of his time in the Upside Down, Vecna met Shrek. When their love is tested through smell...

Wow.

Just read it. You will not be disappointed.

A silly (not immediately until you figure out the joke) series of poems about childhood memories and such. See if you can figure out the jokes!

Trade it all for a husband and some kids You ever wonder what it all really mean You ever wonder if you'll find your dreams

Shrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.

Adam Sirois is feeling sick recently, so he decides to make an appointment with dr daddy, thinking nothing of it. On my way the first appointment he feels a new feeling...