Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

Emma,an ordinary teenager saved a little girl from being run over by a car( The little girl is Tony Stark's daughter,which Emma later finds out. Emma didn't care who th...

"How did this make it into the hot list, again?" Where I snark on Wattpad's hotlist books Cover made by @Amanda-Mae

When Thorax brings his brother, Pharynx, on a trip to Ponyville, he runs into Ember. While spending time with her, Pharynx nearly goes insane from their seemingly lovey...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With bot...

Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Now they're left figuring out whether their lives follow the rules of good old fas...

Stiles had always complained about being the middle child. It didn't matter that it was only two years between him and his older brother and less than four years between...

What secrets lie behind the door in the hedge? Why are Ally and her friends the only ones who can even see the door? And what happens when they pass through it? ~~~ Ally...

Well. That's one Friday night activity I wasn't expecting. A male figure, early-to-mid-20s judging by the smell of their blood, is dismembering a body and throwing the p...

Bobby Tremain's life used to seem charmed, but since his dad's crippling accident, he has an avalanche of problems. He's the first in his family to have a shot at colleg...

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. B...

Circa 2007 I've tried my hand at writing basic scripts in the past before this attempt, but they fizzled out very quickly. I became impatient with writing the directions...

So if you are an insane little book owl like me, even the smallest things have to tick you off. I mean, c'mon? Lazy writers: Avada Kedavra. Plot Holes? Crucio. I've grow...

Ultraviolet Entertainment International is one of the largest and most widespread entertainment companies in the world. They have Headquarters in LA, London, Sydney, and...

Vitalen is cursed. The warrior mage wears a necklace that forces him into unending life. All Vitalen wants to to be free to live his life and eventually die, so he mus...

Fairy Tale Survival Rule #32: If you find yourself at the mercy of a wicked witch, sing a romantic ballad and wait for your Prince Charming to save the day. Yeah, no tha...