Stevie

-Gets pushed on stage-
-Looks at the all audience-
-Gulps visibly and pushes glasses back on face-
-Realizes that I don't wear glasses-
-Eternal embarrassment and starts speech-

Hello...um...you. Wonderful weather we're having, unless you're standing in the cold. That means you should get yourself some hot choco...Hehe...
-Cricket sounds-
Okay, anyway..-looks at speech-
My name is Stevie or CallMehKray, or Kray, or KrayKray or-
Reader: I GET IT!
Oh um, okay.
Welcome to my profile. Here's some things about me.

Funny (when I'm not trying to be)
Sarcastic
Kind
Krazeh (you can tell from the name)
Lazy (I mean seriously, why is the remote always so far away?)
Athletic ( I've been called She-Hulk...that's a good thing right?)
Krazeh (oh wait I already put that...I'll just leave it here)

That's about it. -Still cricket sounds-

Okay then. Prepare to die of even more boredom.

I like pumpkin pie,not apple. I like shopping, especially if it's for books because that the best kind of shopping (am I right?!) I don't have any social media like FB or IG or Twitter or Skype. My parents are a BIT overprotective...

The famous story I have is TGGBB2. It's a fanfic so calm your horses. I've been told it's good and funny...those comments always make me blush or just smile like a complete maniac. Anyhoodle, I update slowly, because you know, food,drama and all that good stuff.

 I've never hated anything in my life.

I support #NoMoreBullying, #NoMoreAbuse, #NoMoreSlut-Shaming.

All of those are about life and life itself is the most scariest thing in the whole entire universe. You never know when it could be taken away from you.

It could be taken away by you or not. Both are equally scary.

To conclude my 'little' boi, I would just like to say:

I love you all and not the marrying kind. I just mean love and it's deep meaning inside it. Continue to be the positive side of yourself.

-Audience claps and hoots-

-I smile,blush, wave and exit the stage-