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You say the cap is too tight
Can't open it, an irritating sight, downright
Need a little sip, you groan as you throttled
No thanks, I prefer my water bottled
Wondering why it won't open up
But you squeeze and still, it keeps shut
When all it needed was to be cared for and coddled
No thanks, I prefer my water bottled
Your hands strangle it's sensitive neck
Until it's had enough, a wet, dripping wreck
And all of the water flows out, it's startled
No thanks, I prefer my water bottled
There's your H20 for you to drink
Forced out of the holder, not from the sink
Now the counter's been tainted, mottled
Fuck you, I preferred my water bottled