Howdy

Hello, everybody, and how do you do? Are you smiling today, or do you feel like shit too?

Well, rhymes are over, my name is Howdy. Used to be TOTAL_FREAK, but edgy me Is gone, now asshole me is taking over lmao 

Try to enjoy your stay. 

/HOWDY/

Follower count!(you unlucky bastards...)
10[👌]
50[👌]
100[👌]
150[😂]
200[😂]
250[😂]
300[😂]

/HOWDY/

WRITING IN THE WORKS:
-The Tales of an absent-minded Exo.
UNPUBLISHED DRAFT, 93 SOON TO BE SHORT STORIES, ORIGINAL CHARACTER CENTRIC, DESTINY(THE GAME), CONTAINS SWEARING AND SMALL BITS OF VIOLENCE. ACTION/ADVENTURE.
-I'd Like To See You Flatline.
FIRST CHAPTER EPILOGUE POSTED, COVER CONTEST/ART TRADE ON MESSAGE-BOARD, TITLE AND DESC. MAY BE REVISED, ORIGINAL CHARACTER CENTRIC, ORIGINAL STORY, CONTAINS/WILL CONTAIN DARK THEMES, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS/THEMES, PREJUDICE, SWEARING, VIOLENCE. HORROR/ADVENTURE(TAGGED AS PSYCHOLOGICAL BUT WILL SEE IF THAT FITS THE STORY. TAGGED AS SUSPENSE BUT WILL SEE IF THAT FITS THE STORY.) 
-Oneshots, Imagines, Lemons.
MULTIPLE ONE SHOTS POSTED, MULTI-FANDOM, OPEN TO REQUESTS. CONTAINS LEMONS, BUT I TRY TO KEEP IT...TASTEFUL I GUESS LMAO.

/HOWDY/

Open to art trades, open to tagging, open to requests for writing, open to conversations!! Don't be afraid!! I don't bite. I only make smartass comments to shitheads i know irl. You're safe, lol.
/HOWDY/
You've made it this far. I love you. You're so brave. 😭 god I hate using emojis other than 👌 ,✌️and 🙃 but whatever it fits
/HOWDY/
Any questions, concerns, complaints, compliments or cock pics can be forwarded to my dms. Except for the last one, but if you're sending me pictures of male chickens then yeah go ahead lmao

See ya 👌✌️