Just A Ranboo Stan

H U M A N S
          Some people might be upset at me for not uploading.
          To that, I say VOTE
          I WANT TO WRITE, TOO
          BUT YOU GUYS HAVE TO VOTE ON WHAT I SHOULD WRITE
          THANK YOU 

!TW!
          !GROSS WARNING!
          !DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE!
          !DO NOT READ WHILE EATING!
          !GROSS!
          !ANOTHER WARNING THAT SAYS IT IS GROOOOOSSSSSSS!
          
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          Okay, you're still here. 
          I woke up this morning at like 8AM and my stomach was rumbling really bad so I speedwalked downstairs and my brother was using the bathroom so I pounded on the door and yelled "OPEN UP" and it turns out he was done because he opened the door almost immediately and I shoved him away and slammed the door and sat down on the toilet. I grabbed the trashcan and just set it on my lap because ✨I'm sick✨
          And like four minutes later
          !THIS IS THE GROSS PART!
          I'm sitting on the toilet vomiting in like REGULAR INTERVALS. Like literally every five seconds.
          And then I yelled something really embarassing and Amber(Yes, @UnhingedShipper) started laughing really hard. And it was honestly the smallest puke I'd ever done/seen.
          And then I wiped my mouth and poked my head out of the bathroom and looked at my brother and asked "Can I get some slime?"
          And he looked at me for like two seconds and replied "You can get in the shower."
          And turns out shower is not a good idea because standing up makes me feel ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIBLE so I took a bubble bath :D
          Annnnnnd there go all my announcements...

Nahhh but I've written/read sooooo much homosexual make-outs/sex that it feels hella weird to read/write about hetero make-outs- 
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          Pog

Me: *Reading Wattpad at 1 AM:*
          Me: *Squints*
          Me: I'm either really tired or really dyslexic.
          Me: ...
          Me: I put the 'sexy' in 'Dyslexia'
          (10 minutes later)
          Me: ...
          Me: Fuck

GALS, GUYS, NONBINARY PALS, AND THOSE WHO IDENTIFY OTHERWISE:
          OH MY GOODNESS
          IN EVERY FANFIC I GO TO THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE'S EYES BEING DESCRIBED AS 'ORBS'. FUCKING ORBS.
          CHARACTER.AI HAS FOUND THE NEW 'ORBS'.
          'POOLS'.
          CHARACTER.AI REALLY DESCRIBED SOMEONE'S EYES AS FUCKING 'POOLS OF COLOR'.

I updated my 'random life updates'
          Read the chapter ig

I forgot to say it earlier, but better late than never I guess-
          HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MOFOS!
          On my trip I went into a town and there were so many pride flags around and I couldn't stop smiling, it was so cool and inclusive and cute :D

I think I'm sick. Hah.
          
          Also.
          @Queen-friend_Lynx
          PLEASE. IF I SAY I HAVE A HEADACHE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH ME. THE PEOPLE AT THE PARTY ARE FUCKING SCREAMING AND MY  HEAD IS BLOWING UP AND YOU'RE LIKE- 'So, is your sister around?'.
          THANK YOU.
          Also I am moody bc am on my period-
          Sorry Lynx 
          But PLEASE. N O T E T H A T.
          OH YEAH! You too, Eliana!
          (@ElephantMagic314)
          TBH you were better but PLEASE NOTE THIS. IF I HAVE A HEADACHE I WANT TO BE ALONE.
          
          Oh yea and-
          My friend Amber probably won't be coming back to Wattpad
          (@UnhingedShipper)
          She said she doesn't dislike the site, she just doesn't use it very often.
          (She still hasn't figured announcements out, lol)
          I guess I just wanted to infodump-
          Have a good day :D

So I wanted to do some summer writing and I checked my voting chapter and we have a tie!!
          It's between the vigilante AU and the limbo(Wilbur-centric) story. You can read about them in my 'new story ideas/thoughts' book and vote for one of them here!

I'M BACK BYATCHES! I MISSED YOU ALL SM :(