Knifu-Wifu

Hi

One half of my brain is like: you can watch anime and work on your fanfic because you finished your work for the day 
          
          And the other half is like: you lazy pice of shit you still have homework you could be doing. 
          
          I hate this quarantine maaaan

Everyone’s like “I watch jojo for the plot” then shows a picture of the men as it the reason they watched it- NO Everyone watched jojo because their friend convinced them to watch it saying, “it’s not as weird as it looks” and then it’s 30x fuckin weirder but you get attached anyway and then the cycle continues.

It’s one 1 am so you mother fuckers are still sleeping so I can ask what ever I want....
          
          Do kids still play the cheese touch?
          
          Like I really need the answer—

So here’s a story 
          
          So I may or may not have went onto a suspicious website so I could find part 5 of jojo, and I may or may not have given me a thing that is like a virus but it’s just a pop up and as long as I touch it it won’t give me a virus but it was annoying so I gave it to my dad and he got rid of it but said it was the type of virus you get from watching porn. So he may or may not have thought I was watching porn but I wasn’t I was just being a fucking weeb and I’m too scared to admit it. But the pop up’s didn’t go away so I may have to give it back to him and explain what happened but I’m too scared....
          
          
          And the award for worst weeb goes tooo me!

          I’m sick, I have the gay. Women are too pretty I’m shutting down. 

Women are pretty. Thank you

When you get animal crossing and forgot to even think about writing your fanfic 0-0

GUYS I HAVE  3 WEEKS OFF SCHOOL YOU BET YOU BOUTA SEE SOME FANFIC UPDATES

GOD, instead of writing a chapter for my followers I’m writing a journal entry that is the equivalent or even more of a chapter for SCHOOL!