Λιιγδοη

Hey motherfuckers
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My name is Allyson, and I'm one half of @DeLighted_Darkness
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Welcome to my realm of emotional angst and shit.
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Let's get this straight (or bi, if you will)

I'm 5'1, American, and as much as an extrovert you can't get. I play competitive basketball, am sixteen, and have two brothers (ages 11 and 2)
I'm Catholic, and voltron gives me the air to fucking breathe. 
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I ship things like Solangelo with all my heart, but my soul has been sold to the consuming gay world of Klance. 
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"My day's of breaking into places and stealing shit are over. What do you want me to do?"
"I want you to break into a place and steal some shit."
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"Malfoy, you little shit."
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"Hi," he says. "I'm Daniel."
"Hi," I reply. "I'm June."
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"We has a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"
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"When I say 'Vol,' you say 'tron!' Vol-"
"...Voltron?"
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"We did it. We are a good team."
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"Here's an option- shut your quiznak!"
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"Pow! Pow!"
"What was that sound?"
"Laser guns."
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"WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN, YOU SAY WEDDING."
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"Now I know. That I can't make you stay..."
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"Close the goddamn door, right across my ass."
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It was the summer of 2001. 
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I have a severe food allergy
Klance is (indirectly) canon and nothing can convince me otherwise
I'd sell my soul and marry Lance if I could, but I'll admit Keef is hot as fuck
I write, and I'm not emo. I just listen to emo shit.
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I know every single word to every single song 
Love MCR, FOB, PATD, ATL, Halestorm, Queen, and 80's rock. 
(Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub-)
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*aggressively presses g-note* MCR IS MY FAVORITE BAND 
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Also I'm gay. (Technically bi, but girls are in preference)
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BUY CRANKTHATFRANK'S MERCH
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Super-sized McShizzle
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Razzle dazzle bitch