NovaLovesMarvel101

If you’re flying over the Grand Canyon, in a canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many nail heads does it take to cover a platypus?

NovaLovesMarvel101

Answer: purple
          	  Why? Because Ice cream has no bones
          	  i got this riddle from some stranger lol
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NovaLovesMarvel101

you ever have those moments where you want to do anything but write but at the same time its all you want to do but you can't bring yourself to do it? where reading neuroscience and planning on how to get into a good college was your top priorities and all of a sudden, you're just reading fantasy and watching TV?
           whats happened to me?

BlurryFaced_reads15

Hiii sienaaaaa!! I have come to your account to annoy youuu!!
          
          Hey, i have a joke about unemployed people, but it doesnt work!
          
          
          Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other “does this taste funny to you?” 
          
          What did the ocean say to the sailor? Nothing it just waved.

BlurryFaced_reads15

HAHAHAAHAAHHHAHAAHHAHA
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NovaLovesMarvel101

HOW DARE THY SPEW SUCH UNHUMOROUS QUIPS ONTO AN ACCOUNT AS WONDEROUS AS MINE 
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NovaLovesMarvel101

A BEING OF GREAT DESTRUCTION
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NovaLovesMarvel101

Stop counting down the minutes and start living them

NovaLovesMarvel101

thank youuuu. i’ve actually started trying to make quotes and this is one of ‘em but i’m a little obsessed with quotes these days 
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PhoenixFitz74

Love all these quotes girl
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NovaLovesMarvel101

“ I can never read all the books I want I can never beat all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never turn myself all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experiences possible in my life. And I am horribly limited.”
          - Sylvia Plath