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"Death or ice cream? Which one, my friend?"
I said to the waiter, "Which do you recommend?"
The waiter replied, "Now, I'm not sure i can't say.
 But I'll give you my thoughts about that anyway.
 Ice creams refreshing and melts on your tongue.
Its sweeter than death but wont last long.
  Ice cream is perfect for ending a meal
But if you want endings, death's the real deal.
The thing with ice cream, you dont have to eat it
But you cant deny death. You can fight but not beat it,
It wont come with sprinkles or strawberry sauce
Deaths not a pudding; but your final course"
I looked at the waiter and then understood
When i noticed the scythe, the cloak and the hood
"Its time for the bill," said his calming voice,
And i knew death or ice cream wasnt a choice.






Fifty percent of human DNA is identical to the DNA of a banana

                                   - Victor Flemming