Satan L. Hellfire

I am Satan Lucifer Hellfire. Aka Morning Star. Yes, I'm ginger. No, I do not want your soul, nor do I want to be summoned. I am not religious, people have made up stories since, like, forever about how I was created. And honestly I have no idea, I was just kind of there. I don't go on murderous killing sprees because I'm bored, I'm way to lazy to do that. I didn't give birth to Hitler or Donald Trump although it is possible that one of my hand servants did. I don't like to have THAT kind of involvement with mortals thanks.