StarCandy309

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Last night I screamed because I thought there was a huge bug on the ground everyone came in scared as fuck and asking why I screamed.
          	The bug was was a fucking butter bean.

StarCandy309

Sometimes I wonder why do I exist 

StarCandy309

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Shit...that was...beautiful 
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willowissilly

@blue_duppy167 because the universe decided to bless the world with the greatness that is you. I don't know you or your personality but I know it's true 
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StarCandy309

When ever someone ask me why a banana is curved I’m going to say
          
          An old man was planting a tree 
           He gotten so tired that he sat in the chair and slept there in the shade,
           the tree grew and grew until it can produce fruit.
          The old man was like that for so long that the fruit copied the old mans position.
          
          “grandpa/grandma did that really happen?”
          
          “No “