Ilikepie1079

Hello! Oh please, come in! Don't mind the knives and guns; I'm collecting them for a friend. Sorry, I'm really not used to random visitors.
Please, pay no mind to that book. Yes, I know it's open and that you would probably like to flip through a few pages, but it's a work in progress. Yes, it is about Sherlock. Wait, how do you know of Sherlock Holmes? Does he have black curly hair and indescribable eyes that are beautiful? Does he have a short blonde friend who now has a wife? Really, you met them? Well, I should ask about you.  Did you think they were gay for each other at first? Oh, good, I thought I was alone. Another question, do you know of James Moriarty? Oh really, you’ve never heard the name? Liar, your face turned a bit whiter. Even if you don’t know him that well, he knows you. I mean, I’ve never heard of him either. Sounds like quite the trouble maker. Moriarty. 
The Doctor? Doctor who? Oh no! I wasn’t supposed to ask that! Why do I keep a rose on that shelf? Because roses are cool, even if they might be in an alternate universe. No, I'm not crying! I've just got a bit of BBC in my eye. Yes, I’m a bit behind in his timeline. Don’t say any spoilers! Shhhh!
Some other things I enjoy? The Divergent Trilogy, Soul Eater, Black Butler, Harry Potter, Warriors, Minecraft Youtubers (Ex: Skydoesmincraft, Deadlox, Hwnt, Kuledud3.), the Hunger Games Trilogy, the Avengers, Fangirl, TFIOS and so much more. I’m also in love with pie. I guess you couldn’t tell by the smell of all those pies from the kitchen. And you?
Oh, you’re leaving? But we just met! Zut alors! Sorry, one thing to know about me is that I do have occasional French or Spanish language bouts. I have a small obsession with the French and their language. Well, if you’re so set on going, then go along.
Come back anytime! I’ll be waiting! Have fun my dear friend! Please come back soon! Goodbye! My name? Ilikepie1079 or Ilikepie will do. Bye!