Reeselanz

"I got the information about the new Watpad user"

"Well, SPEAK UP!" The boss threats. 

"O- ok. Well, she is a daughter of Athena, blessed by Artemis, a warrior or Ru'an, a descendent  of Irene, a lost girl, a witch, a huntress, host for Bast, a ranger, an Enherjhi, Crotchan witch, Shifter, Threadwitch, Night Court, part of the Heron Brotherband, Abnegation, and a Fangirl."

"Hm. Interesting. Math?"

"Wants to murder every ancient civilization that took part in math."

"She's perfect!"

"What's her last name? Where does she live-"

"That's classified information, sir. "

"Alright, introduce her to Watpad"

"On it, sir. What's her new name?"

"Reeselanz"

"Wow."

"Now go! I want to add her to the list as soon as possible!"

The agents scurries out  of the room on her bosses command, leaving the boss to add her name to the people of Watpad.