Blooper Part 2

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- The Pain he hides Blooper Part 2 -

Take 1

You and Pyrrha were cuddling in bed.

Nina kicked the door down.

Nina: RISE AND SHINE FUCKERS!!!

Pyrrha laughed like an maniac.

She rips off her shirt and leaps at you.

Y/N: SAVE ME!!!

Nina:......oh would you look at the time....BYE FUCKERS!!

She ran off.

Y/N: YOU TRAITOR!!!!

Pyrrha: Must...test...stamina....

Take 2

Y/N:......uhhhhh.

You were looking at the girls who seems to be in your room which was literally every damn girl.

Y/N: Nope.

You went to walk away but Monty blocked your escape.

You shake in fear.

Y/N: No....

Monty: Yes.

Y/N: No!

Monty: Yes!

Y/N: MONTY NO!!!

Monty: MONTY YES!!!!

The girls dragged you to the bedroom.

Y/N: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Take 3

Port: Class I shall tell you yet another story from my childhood.

You got up on your desk and turn on the radio.

Y/N: JUST TAKE PORT OFF THE HUNTMAN WALL!!! I SIT AND DO THE LEGEND BY MYSELF!!! TODAY HUNTMAN AINT GOT THE SAME SOUL!!! I LIKE THE OLD FASHION HUNTMAN!!!

You dab hard.

Y/N: DON'T TRY TO GIVE ME A PORT BOY!!! HE WILL NEVER GET THE GIRLS IN HIS BED!!! TODAY PORT AINT THE SAME SOUL!!! I LIKE THAT OLD FASHIONED HUNTMAN!!!

Port:........

He puts on sunglasses and got on his desk.

Port: OH YEAH THE HEAT IS ON!!!! RISING TO THE TOP!!! OH YEAH!!! I WENT INTO THE GRIMM HORDE HEADSTRONG!!!

He dab twice.

Port: BACK TO BACK I HEARD MY CHEERLEADER CHEERED!! BURN PORT BURN!! IM A DISCO INFERNO!!! BURN PORT BURN!!!

Cardin: Your on fire Port!

He keeps dancing.

Pyrrha: No Port your really on fire.

Port looks at his ass seeing the flames.

Port: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

He ran and jumped out the window.

Oobleck kicked down the door.

Oobleck: Domo arigato misuta Robotto. Domo! Domo!

Pyrrha:....does nothing make sense anymore?

Take 4

Monty moonwalked into the school.

Monty: HA! TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!!!

Y/N: WHO LET DAZ GAME IN?!

DAZ: HA!!

Y/N: OH FUCK!!

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