Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.

08 | THE PLOT FINALLY EXISTS KINDA MAYBE

08 | THE PLOT FINALLY EXISTS KINDA MAYBE

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Group chat: BAU TEAM? MORE LIKE FURRY SQUAD

Morgan: I've connected the dots

Pretty Girl: u didn't connect shit

Morgan: I'VE CONNECTED THEM

Reid: Morgan, please sleep.

Morgan: look- Unknown's gotta be someone in the BAU district right?

Garcia: honey it's 3 AM
Garcia: pls rest

Morgan: no.
Morgan: this is payback for ruining another phone of mine
Morgan: in the span of a week, might I add

Pretty Girl: i have a theory that the reason Morgan refuses to sleep right now is becuz he's haunted by the dulcet sounds of WAP in his dreams

Morgan: no answer.
Morgan: now, if Unknown is in the BAU district, who could she be if not Matthews?

Reid: Go to sleep.

Morgan: I've narrowed it down to three suspects

Pretty Girl: suspects??? wtf??
Pretty Girl: am i a murderer now

Morgan: you DARE ask that when you're responsible for the death of not one but TWO of my phones

Pretty Girl: understandable
Pretty Girl: continue.

Morgan: so. Unknown isn't Matthews
Morgan: but I think I know who she is...

Reid: Oh, boy.

Garcia: petition to ban morgan from the group chat so he goes to sleep??

Rossi: Hello, what are we talking about?

Pretty Girl: i got a better idea
Pretty Girl: petition for Rossi to turn on chat notifications

Rossi: Petition for Unknown to catch these fucking hands.

Pretty Girl: WHASHRGJTKRKH

Garcia: HAHAHAHSSDFJ 

Morgan: Rossi, what

Reid: Rossi, are you okay?

Rossi: No, never.

Pretty Girl: understandable, have a nice day.

Prentiss: LOL

Pretty Girl: prentiss what
Pretty Girl: u literally weren't even online and it's 3 AM how did u rANDOMLY KNOW something funny happened???

Prentiss: You don't want an answer to that 😌

Pretty Girl: yes i-
Pretty Girl: u know what, nvm u rite i don't wanna know

Hotch: GO TO SLEEP OR YOU'RE ALL FIRED.

Morgan: i'm out 

Garcia: i'm sleeping now 

Reid: Good night guys!

Pretty Girl: yall are giving in THAT easily???

Prentiss: Hotch using caps lock is a terrifying motivator for following orders.

Pretty Girl: good thing he can't fire me then huh? 

Hotch has muted Pretty Girl for 5 hours.

(Message not delivered) Pretty Girl: fUCKSHITWAFFLES

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Private chat: Unknown & Garcia

Garcia: you DO realize they'll eventually figure out who you are right???

Unknown: i do not claim this negative energy

Garcia: too bad
Garcia: also Morgan may SEEM the most curious but it's obvious Reid wants to know who you are even more than Morgan

Unknown: hhhhhh
Unknown: shush

Garcia: they got dangerously close with thinking you were Holly
Garcia: you know
Garcia: Holly Matthews, as in our coworker, as in your older sister

Unknown: look
Unknown: Hotch and the others asked if i was Matthews, but they didn't specify WHICH Matthews
Unknown: so therefore i wasn't lying

Garcia: mhm sure
Garcia: I can't believe they didn't put the pieces together yet lol
Garcia: Holly literally borrowed your motorcycle and Reid pointed out she was riding a motorcycle

Unknown: BAU team - head empty, no thoughts

Garcia: anyway, good luck eventually telling Reid that your older sister is the succubus lol

Unknown: GOOD NIGHT.

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Author's Note: bet you guys weren't expecting that ;)